(yes, we made one. no, it's not legally binding.)
We drop 6,969 stick bois onto the blockchain. Do they have utility? No. Do they look sick? Also no. But you're gonna mint anyway, aren't you?
We make a Discord. You join. We host chaotic events. You attend. We post bad memes. You pretend to like them. Basically: We LARP as a real project.
We drop a totally useless token because that's what everyone else does. Stake your STIKZ to earn $TIKZ. Use $TIKZ for... well... we'll figure that out later.
Limited edition STIKZ drip. Shirts. Hats. Probably socks. Wear it to weddings, funerals, or your next crypto conference. People will stare. You'll love it.
An interactive universe for your Stikz to walk around, do nothing, and flex their bad fashion choices. Fully immersive. Mostly pointless. MetaZuck wishes he thought of this.
Special events to "upgrade" your STIKZ. New hats? Bigger swords? An existential crisis? Anything is possible.
More Phases?
Probably.
Or maybe we'll just disappear.
Either way... STIK WITH US.