$STONZ

The Official Currency of the Global STIKZ Metaverse

*Not actually a currency. Metaverse not included.

*Warning: You will regret this decision.

0x8cd68...f35a5a9::stonz::STONZ

ABOUT STONZ

We promised utility. You got rocks.

STONZ is the official "utility" token of the STIKZ universe. It does nothing. You can't spend it. It unlocks absolutely nothing. And yet, somehow, you still want it.

*By "want," we mean "will impulsively buy and then immediately regret."

NO STIKZ, NO STONZ

🪵👮🪨

The Law

You must hold STIKZ NFTs to buy STONZ. No STIKZ? No rocks for you.

The Logic

We needed a way to make STIKZ holders feel special. This was the laziest solution.

You probably already have Stikz. Everyone cool has them. You're cool right?

TOKENOMICS

Public Sale

100%

Fair Launch

Price rises (and falls) with demand

Launch Price

TBD

SUI per STONZ

Early adopters get the best deals probably.

INFINICURVE™ MECHANICS

Buy & Sell Anytime

HOLDER BENEFITS

0.0001%

increase in self-worth

*Results not guaranteed. Or likely.

+5

imaginary clout points on Crypto Twitter

∞

unlocks exactly nothing

*That's infinity, in case you were wondering.

LEDGER

0xabc...def bought 420 STONZ

0x123...456 sent 69 STONZ to 0x777...888

0xbeef...cafe minted 6969 STONZ

0xdead...0000 wasted 1337 STONZ

0xc0de...b0ba hodled 8008 STONZ

*These transactions are completely fabricated.

ROADMAP

Phase 1

Launch

We mint as many stonz as we can until nobody cares.

Phase 2

Community

We act like this is going somewhere.

Phase 3

Utility

We pretend we're going to build a game.

Phase 4

Merch

You buy shirts that say "GOT STONZ?" ironically.

*This roadmap is subject to change, abandonment, or complete fabrication.

FAQs

What is STONZ?

A bunch of stupid rocks on the blockchain. That's it.

Why STONZ?

Because why not.

What can I do with it?

Quit asking so many questions.

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Meme Updates

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